It's the silly season!

[Lilith]

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'I want to press charges!'

'Sorry we don't arrest cats sir!'

What you might call a belly-laugh - especially for the cat!

[Crewella]

Oh good grief!!

Thank heavens they don't - Daz would be doing a loooooong stretch in the clink!

[Lilith]

...and Molly would be banged to rights in Mollyway!

In my married days Adrian my then OH, a huge and athletic guy who could EAT, once got himself a vast bowl of ice cream for afters, and then announced he was nipping upstairs for a wee. 'And' he added, eyeing Jacinth, my first Siamese, an ice cream addict, 'keep That Cat off My Ice cream!'

Well. Jassy and I just looked at each other. I scooped the ice cream into another dish and hid it in the fridge, and when poor Adrian came back down he saw a tiny blue-point Siamese happily licking up the dregs, having apparently hoovered down about a litre of ice-cream in less than two minutes.

I got his ice cream back out of the fridge before he could send for the flying squad and all was well

[Crewella]

Oh that was MEAN!!!

.... but very funny!!

[meriad]

Oh that made me laugh - quick thinking ! would have love to see his face

[Lilith]

Lol it was evil of me but he has a wacky sense of humour himself (and we're still good friends.)

And of course there was a lot more ice cream in the freezer!