Oh that did make me laugh !!!

I would love to say "don't worry, he will grow out of it....." but my boy is over 8 years of age and manages to race around our living room twice a day, leaping onto the coffee table in his wake and knocking all and everything over....I tried sitting him on the 'naughty step' in the hall and shutting the living room door, the response ?...a very well aimed jump onto my ankles, clinging on for dear life, as he sinks his one (only one !) very sharp front tooth into my feet, whilst kicking hell out of my leg at the same time !" ...as I was screaming "Ow, Ow.." my hubby just looked on and said " Told you it wouldn't work....you need to know who's boss...!!!!!"
Any shouts of "Bad Barney, No..." will mean I get another attack to the other foot, so I meekly walk away and admit defeat, as he sits smirking at me.......
Oh yes, we also have a very large, gentle 12 year old Samoyed dog, who regularly gets a thrashing across the nose by Barney, poor girl just takes it all, she just looks back as though to say "What did you do that for ?!!!!
