Cats.....cute but malevolent
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:53 pm
Cat 1's morning....
Wakes owner up by climbing up new curtains and launching self onto owner
Steals bacon sandwich
Rips up post to be sorted
Poops in recycling bag
Feels no shame spends next three hours rolling on clean laundry
Feels smug
Cat 2's morning.....
Hides from Cat 1 under clean laundry
Denies all knowledge
Wakes owner up by climbing up new curtains and launching self onto owner
Steals bacon sandwich
Rips up post to be sorted
Poops in recycling bag
Feels no shame spends next three hours rolling on clean laundry
Feels smug
Cat 2's morning.....
Hides from Cat 1 under clean laundry
Denies all knowledge