A Furry Tale

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A Furry Tale

Post by Lilith » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:30 pm

I've always thought that my friend (and former OH) Adrian has a liking for stating the obvious. Today, during a pause in the conversation, he studied Molly, lying at my feet, and said:-

'She's got hairy legs.'

Had he only just noticed? :roll: :lol:

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Re: A Furry Tale

Post by Mollycat » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:38 pm

He wasn't talking to Molly about you was he? :lol:


Oh Arkwright ...
All right love didn't see you there!

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Post by Lilith » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:52 am

:lol:

Now if it had been 30 years ago, he might well have been - I had legs like a chimpanzee's, and as for my armpits ... he used to threaten me with the Forestry Commission ... :o :lol:

Errrm, who's Arkwright? :?

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Re: A Furry Tale

Post by Mollycat » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:01 am

You don't remember Arkwright? Here - turn the sound right up it's quiet for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRqz82CXOCw

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Re: A Furry Tale

Post by Lilith » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:36 pm

Lol, I don't remember at all, but I haven't watched TV since 1994 so perhaps that's why. Hah, typical Yorkshireman. One of my favourite jokes is about a Yorkshireman who rings up the doctor -

YM - It's my missis, doctor, she's been taken badly.
Dr - What seems to be the problem?
YM - Eh well, it's ... (lowers voice in embarrassment) ... them women's troubles. Just laying in bed, moaning.
Dr - I see. Well, can you tell me a little more? Has she got the coil in?
YM - Got coil in? Got coil in? Nay, she's not got ruddy tea on t'table yet!

My apologies to any Yorkshiremen reading this :)

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