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I've always thought that my friend (and former OH) Adrian has a liking for stating the obvious. Today, during a pause in the conversation, he studied Molly, lying at my feet, and said:-

'She's got hairy legs.'

Had he only just noticed?

He wasn't talking to Molly about you was he?


Oh Arkwright ...
All right love didn't see you there!

Now if it had been 30 years ago, he might well have been - I had legs like a chimpanzee's, and as for my armpits ... he used to threaten me with the Forestry Commission ...

Errrm, who's Arkwright?

You don't remember Arkwright? Here - turn the sound right up it's quiet for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRqz82CXOCw

Lol, I don't remember at all, but I haven't watched TV since 1994 so perhaps that's why. Hah, typical Yorkshireman. One of my favourite jokes is about a Yorkshireman who rings up the doctor -

YM - It's my missis, doctor, she's been taken badly.
Dr - What seems to be the problem?
YM - Eh well, it's ... (lowers voice in embarrassment) ... them women's troubles. Just laying in bed, moaning.
Dr - I see. Well, can you tell me a little more? Has she got the coil in?
YM - Got coil in? Got coil in? Nay, she's not got ruddy tea on t'table yet!

My apologies to any Yorkshiremen reading this