Re: Blatant plea for sympathy
Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 5:58 pm
Making a bed is simple
Lift the cat off the bed, start to remove the bedspread, then lift the cat off the bedspread so you can get it off the bed, or if there are two of you, lift the cat and bedspread off in one move.
Take the cat off the bed so you can get to the duvet to get the cover off. Take the cover off the duvet and then make sure the cat isn't in the duvet cover before you put it to wash.
Lift the cat off the bed to get to the sheets so you can remove them. Fold each corner into the center of the bed while lifting the cat to the part of the mattress you have just taken the sheet from.
Get the clean sheets out and start putting them on the bed, remove cat from under the sheet and place them in the centre of the bed so you can pull the sheet tight onto the matress while they hold it down.
Get a clean duvet cover out and get the duvet inside it, remove the cat from the duvet cover, shake the duvet and cover to get it into the corners and lay it on the bed, remover the cat from under the duvet.
Take out a clean bedspread. Remove the cat from the duvet cover that they managed to get into even though you had fastened it shut with them sat on top of it. Put the bedspread on the bed so the cat can curl up on top of it, only to see the cat disappearing out of the room to go and sleep in a hammock.
In other news, Saturn had a really good day yesterday, 5 mice, including one that was very alive, while i was trying to run a role playing game online for people. It ended up staying in the cubbyhole under the stairs while we gamed and then I ended up taking every thing out only for the mouse to dash past me, so I had to move virtually every bit of furniture downstairs to try and find it, in the end I managed to herd it into the porch and then out the front door, it was last seen dashing across the road in front of the house. Fortunately today has been mouse free so far.
Lift the cat off the bed, start to remove the bedspread, then lift the cat off the bedspread so you can get it off the bed, or if there are two of you, lift the cat and bedspread off in one move.
Take the cat off the bed so you can get to the duvet to get the cover off. Take the cover off the duvet and then make sure the cat isn't in the duvet cover before you put it to wash.
Lift the cat off the bed to get to the sheets so you can remove them. Fold each corner into the center of the bed while lifting the cat to the part of the mattress you have just taken the sheet from.
Get the clean sheets out and start putting them on the bed, remove cat from under the sheet and place them in the centre of the bed so you can pull the sheet tight onto the matress while they hold it down.
Get a clean duvet cover out and get the duvet inside it, remove the cat from the duvet cover, shake the duvet and cover to get it into the corners and lay it on the bed, remover the cat from under the duvet.
Take out a clean bedspread. Remove the cat from the duvet cover that they managed to get into even though you had fastened it shut with them sat on top of it. Put the bedspread on the bed so the cat can curl up on top of it, only to see the cat disappearing out of the room to go and sleep in a hammock.
In other news, Saturn had a really good day yesterday, 5 mice, including one that was very alive, while i was trying to run a role playing game online for people. It ended up staying in the cubbyhole under the stairs while we gamed and then I ended up taking every thing out only for the mouse to dash past me, so I had to move virtually every bit of furniture downstairs to try and find it, in the end I managed to herd it into the porch and then out the front door, it was last seen dashing across the road in front of the house. Fortunately today has been mouse free so far.