According to my current pet-human, I know full well that I'm the equivalent of Feline Royalty. She also thinks (well - knows) that I know how to use it to my advantage. It may be the case that I do &emdash; on occasion - use it to my advantage, but what is a Princess to do?

I've tried telling her that a true Princess likes to sleep on soft things. I'm the opposite, and I really like to sleep on hard surfaces, such as bed-side drawers or cupboards.

I can be a little weary of hands coming in from above and trying to pet my head (it's a small weakness, I know). I do, however, really like it when you just let me come and rub my face against you in my own time.

My other small weakness, is that I'm a drooler, if I'm happy - my drool gland works over-time, and if I were to be paid at time and a half, I'd be a very rich cat.

I think we will be able to get on just fine, given the chance. The question remains, however, are you willing to give it a chance?