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Rehoming Cats & Kittens: South Yorkshire

What? What do you want? 

Oh, just leave me alone! 

Right, you can have 5 minutes and then you can jolly well leave me in peace! 

Basically, right, I’m a grumpy old cat 

My name is Petal and I’m 11 years old, yup! so I know better than to bother covering up my “personality”! Take me as I am or take a jump off something high, right? 

Yes, yes, I’m a nice looking cat, but don’t kid yourself into thinking you’re going to observe any nice behaviour! 

I’ve been spayed, chipped, flea and worm treated, I’ve even had a dental - you’d think that lot would have made me happy, wouldn’t you? Hmm? you’re a plank! 

I’m looking for a home where I will be left in peace! I don’t want some idiot talking to me, do you get me? I don’t want to hear about the BOO HOO day you had at work! 

I want a place to live with ZERO EXPECTATIONS! Z E R O 

I don’t want you to touch me, I don’t want you to give me a little rub behind me ears - keep your hands to yourself! 

Do you want to know? DO YOU? Do you want to know what happened to make this mung bean so moody? 

I’ll tell you, life was fine and bright and then my human exited the world and so, I vowed never to love again.  is that clear enough for you?  do you understand now? I am broken 

If I am to trust again, it will be on my terms, I make no promises. I am not a “sure thing”, I am a complex project of a cat and I’ll place bets that you will receive an F Grade 

- yeah, I have lived with other cats before

- I’m too old to be messing around with dogs

- children? Are you having a laugh? If you value them at all, you’ll keep them away from me. 

-  I do have outdoor experience but I’m going to need a LOT of extra time settling in before this can happen, we are talking at least 3 months. 

Please private message the ladies to register your interest 


Our adoption process is very quick, generally from enquiry to adoption takes less than 72 hours - if you're not ready to adopt this quickly the please wait!
  • Status:Homed
  • Gender: Female
  • Fur colour:Tabby
  • Fur length:Shorthaired
  • Age(When Added):11 Year(s) Old
  • Neutered/Spayed:Neutered
  • Indoor/OutdoorAccess to Outdoors
  • Can live with children: No
  • Can live with dogs: No
  • Can live with other cats: Yes
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