Oddcat, I'd give you the job, too. I hate management speak and the kind of rubbish you're supposed to spout nowadays, an the stereotyped questions they throw at you at interviews, like 'Tell us about a time when you went the extra mile for your team'. Er... I'd been working as a part-time community learning tutor, so I didn't HAVE a team. I've had the same set of questions from very different firms. I once went for a job as assistant librarian, and mentioned I'm a writer and a Creative Writing tutor, but I was told there were no boxes to tick for that and therefore no points to earn, so a fireman would have the same chance as me to get the job. Which reminds me that a few years ago all the local volunteer firemen were put through a job interview process, and the majority of them were told they weren't suited to the job - even though some of them had been doing it for twenty years. Which suggests to me there was something wrong with the interview process, not with the firemen!
Off topic I know, but I agree with you catslave. I was once made redundant from my job as a ceramic designer. To improve my chances of work I described myself as a 'surface pattern designer'. I was told it was too limiting. I pointed to the wallpaper, curtains, carpet, books, furniture, the skirt I was wearing and the mug of tea in front of the interviewer and said 'all 'surfaces' that can take a pattern, limiting? I think not!'
Needless to say I didn't get the job - not that I would have been happy working for numptys.